Johnny keeps saying how he feels living in this town is like being in a Twilight Zone. I thought I would write about the totally crazy things that go on here:
The grass is yellow during the winter but some people spray paint their yards green
The main street is 25 mph as it goes through town
There are only 3 screens in the movie theater and it isnt stadium seating!
Admission to the Zoo is $5 for 6+ years old and free for those under 6
The high school here was supposed to be in Carlsbad, CA. Someone sent the plans to this Carlsbad on mistake and they built the school here. Its such a nice school too!
The only thing to do here is go to the movies, bowling, and camping and yet there is no where near as much graffiti or vandalism as there is in San Diego.
I found a handful of houses that are for sale for less than $40,000
The stop lights are sideways and green arrows go to full green so you never have to stop and wait to turn left, you just have to yield (unless its red of course)
There are way too many people here that dont know how to use computers, I guess thats the norm in small towns
Construction only delays you maybe 2 minutes
There are a bunch of abandoned buildings everywhere, it almost makes me feel like we are in Radiator Springs
It is perfectly acceptable to go around town, running errands in your pajamas
Theres probably a million more things I have yet to discover!
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Post more of these when you discover them. They're super funny.
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